Random Quotes
Instead of just populating this list with Jack Handy thoughts, I've decided to take suggestions from you for quotes I should include. If they're vulgar, I won't use them, but anything else is fair game.
- If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound?
- Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.
- Faster than a speeding car on a frictionless surface, more powerful than AP Physics and Chemistry combined, its Albert Einstien, its Sir Issac Newton, no, its Superrandy.
- Somes times you just wanna go sit on the roof, look at the stars and wonder, "I wonder which one of those is going to explode and shower the earth with deadly gamma rays" also, "I wish my roof had a bathroom."
- If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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