Ongoing story
I saw this in someone else's profile, and thought it would be a good idea. I'll start off the story, and you can send me suggestions to add on. If they're vulgar (at my digression), I won't add them, but try being somewhat sensible, and I probably will. Anyway, here goes:
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Bill. One day, he woke up, and thought to himself, "Great, another boring day. School, chores, meals -- nothing ever changes around here." But Bill had no idea how wrong he was. Suddenly, / Bill stubbed his toe. It hurt a lot. When he looked down at his feet he was mildly surprised to see tiny elephant looking indignant (he had only just woken up after all). Bill became more than slightly surprised when the elephant, in a deep and southern sounding voice said "Well, howdy to you too, would you like it if I just walked over an kicked you!! Lets see how you like it!!!" and so it began. First Bill, and then the elephant took turns kicking the other. Eventually Bill fell to his knees in pain, he gasped out, / "I need some gatorade!... my electrolytes have depleted to almost nothing and in order for this pain to continue, I must combat the torture with the quenching power that only an ice cold lemon-lime can give me. Shall we make our way down to the / toilet / ?" Then Bill asked himself, "Surely you can't be serious!" and then he answered himself back saying, "I am serious and don't call me Shirley." / But when they got to the toilet, they noticed it wasn't a toilet at all, but in fact a butter churner. So what did they start doing? Churning butter! / The elephant flapped his ears and said, "Man, I have got to call that plumber... LUCY! ¿Dónde están mis llaves al carro de la venda del banana del chiquita!?!" / That was when Bill remembered the gatorade. Striken with anguish over the delay in electrolyte delivery, he drank some cold creamy butter. / ...write the next line!
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