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Haiku about Relativity

One time, I was at
A forum, and I started
A thread 'bout haiku.

After a few posts,
Someone said that haiku must
Be about nature.

I replied, saying
I liked science, not nature.
That was my topic.

I wrote some short ones.
About evolution and
The Big Bang theory.

But I wanted more.
I thought back to a website
That I once had seen:

"Relativity
Explained using words of just
Four letters or less."

(Of course, on the page,
They did not use a haiku.
I just did that here.

If it would please you,
You may see this page yourself
The link is right here.)

Anyway, I thought,
If they could use just short words,
Haiku was easy.

So, I sat down and
Wrote the following poem
I hope you like it:



Relativity.
Hard to explain in haiku.
But I think I'll try.

First, there's "special;" it
Has no acceleration
Only about speed.

For all observers
Who do not accelerate.
Physics is the same.

Imagine two guys
Floating out in open space.
They're named Al and Bert.

If they move apart
Does Al move, or is it Bert?
There's no way to tell.

But what about light?
Al could take a lamp with him
And then turn it on.

Light travels at c.
Al can compare self to light
To find his speed, right?

Nope, that would not work.
Light always travels at c.
For all observers.

How does this matter?
This fact changes many things.
Here's an example:

We have a train car.
Two leaders at front and back
Plus there's a table.

Leaders just fought war.
Now, they want to sign treaty
At exact same time.

So, here's what they do:
They put light bulb on table
Half-way in between.

When they see the light
Then they will sign the treaty.
Will be the same time?

An observer on
The car would say both leaders
Signed at the same time.

"The light left the bulb,
Traveled exact same distance
Reached ends at same time."

But, an observer
Sitting beside the train tracks
Would not think the same.

"After light turned on
The train was still moving fast
Distances were changed.

The leader in back
Moved closer to where bulb was
He saw the light first."

So, which one is right?
The answer is both of them.
Not intuitive.

So, time's relative.
It moves differently for some
Than does for others.

Also, without time
Length and mass are relative
Only c's constant.

That was the "special"
Type of relativity
Now, for "general."

So, you cannot say
Whether or not you're moving.
But that isn't all.

You also can't speak
About acceleration.
Why? Let me explain.

To put it simply:
Gravity accelerates
Just like space ships do.

More complicated:
Imagine a fast space ship
With you inside it.

You feel a pull
Towards the bottom of your ship
Just like gravity.

What's making this pull?
It is the whole universe.
As it goes past you.

Same with centrifuge:
The whole universe revolves
Around the sample tube.

Neither you nor tube
Can say if they are moving
Or the universe.

When you are moving
Space-time gets "warped" around you
Warping makes the pull.

Same with gravity.
A large mass will warp space-time.
And create a pull.

"What is this 'space-time'?"
It is hard to understand.
I'll try to explain.

Usually, when
Things travel, they move in a
Perfectly straight line.

However, mass or
Acceleration can cause
A straight line to bend.

If you travel near
A large mass, you'll see your ship
Won't move in a line

Rather, it will curve
Around the large mass. This is
Because space-time bent.

In three dimensions
Your ship traveled in a curve
But not in space-time.

In four dimensions,
Your ship took the shortest path
That space-time allowed.

This is how orbits
Work; we're just moving through a
Bent-up space-time field.

Of course, there are some
Other cool effects of this:
Black holes, time travel.

But I will leave those
For a second discussion
I'll have an encore!

Many have told me
"Haikus must mention seasons."
So here goes: Summer.

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